today i'm guilty.
today i got my first ticket.
today goes down in history.
let me explain. dad and i were driving into town to take my car in to get the window fixed. i didn't know where we were going, so i told him i would just follow him. well, in short, we come up on a yellow light. i figured that dad was going to stop so that we didn't get separated, but he just chugged right through the yellow light. so within those milliseconds in my head, i had to make a choice. it was either stop and wait or punch it right behind him.
you can guess what happened from there on out. officer hernandez did NOT like my decision.
turns out he was in my blind spot...right where i couldn't see him. lovely.
so the lights flip on and the profanity comes out. with an $85 ticket in hand, i'm back on the road, now SUPER late for my car appointment. let's see....i've wrecked twice, been pulled over twice (once without my seat belt AND by the SHERRIF) and i've never been given a ticket. looks like my good luck has run out.
you stink, bad judge of yellow lights
you stink, 2011
you stink, clean driving record


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